What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.