What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)