What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.