What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four