What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue