What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue