What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.