What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

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