What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.