What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza