What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.