What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Value Jokes More Value Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.