What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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Why are Asians not optimistic?

Because they have a limited view of life.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.