What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!