What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.