What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.