What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.