How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"