How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !