Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."