Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."