Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Which do you light first?

The match

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."