Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C