Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.