Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

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Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.