What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Pu Jokes More Pu Jokes

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)