What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

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How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)