What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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What do computers snack on?

micro chips

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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What is the most fascist letter?

Not C

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)