Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What computer monitor sings the best?

A Dell.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.