What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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Two pirates

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Stroganoff

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You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.