What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!