What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..