Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.