Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.