Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.