Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.