How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.