What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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A harumble.

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Squash.

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.