What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.