What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.