What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.