How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving