How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks