What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.