What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.