What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.