Truth Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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They both came in a little behind.

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF