Truth Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila