How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...