How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.