Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
removed
because they can't spell "read it".
