How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

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Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!