How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One? .... Or two?

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"