What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme