What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster?

A Cairopractor

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.