How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.