How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes?

A)..... The Interpreter.

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How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.