What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....