Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!