Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies