Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor