What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker