What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!