What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.