What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton