What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles