What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

What will i do when i die?

Idk!