What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

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What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.