How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.