What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"