What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."