How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.