How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool