They wanted to see it crack up!
All white, all white, all white.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Me too*
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
Getting the news from your dentist
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
Because jokes aren't apparent.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Go stand in front of a mirror
A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
