Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.