What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!