What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!