Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.