Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.