Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Comfortably Dumb
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
Addadictomy.
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
Just one if it's Professor X.
A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
It bucked!
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
