How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.