How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.