How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.