Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One.
One
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A dope ring.
She would always let it go.
No one knows they never keep the house!
One, plus or minus one.
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Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.