How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.