How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.