How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!