How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

New Yorkers Jokes More New Yorkers Jokes

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.